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[freshprints]

Oh? How dare someone else elbow in on my cute reference.

No, I like it. I've never felt comfortable in light colors, so I just assumed you were the same way.

[snaphappy]

oh just
the part about wearing so much black
dw you're the only one who thinks i'm a cute bumblebee 😊

hmmm so
my criminal mastermind says
u don't like light colors bc then u stand out
right?

1/2

[freshprints]

...

That's...part of it.

[freshprints]

[Meanwhile, like five minutes later.]

If I wear light colors, it washes me out, and people mistake me for a ghost.

[snaphappy]

think i'm gonna
have to see it to believe it
wanna haunt me?

( this, from the guy who screams at ghost stories. )

[freshprints]

As long as you don't scream and knock me unconscious from a reflexive hit to the head.

Yes, I'm speaking from experience. Recent experience, in fact.

[snaphappy]

omg
is your head ok
who did it
what happened??
is there a bump

[freshprints]

I'm fine. I'm given to understand that he took me for a ghost. I must've looked particularly spooky walking around at the bonfire the other night.

I had a headache for a while after, but time and painkillers have mostly cleared that up now.

[snaphappy]

ok good
but you know
just to be sure
someone should probably be with u when you sleep
for the next few days or so

[freshprints]

That seems very sensible, Dr. Bumblebee, M.D.

Where will I find someone to do that, I wonder?

[snaphappy]

listen
not to brag but like
i did have to learn some combat medicine or w/e
so i clearly know what i'm talking about

( yes, he learned when injured, smash a potion into it. )

hmmm well
let's start with who u would wanna ask
and then go from there

[freshprints]

Combat medicine? Really?

As for the credentials of the person looking out for me, I suppose he'd have to be taller than me, so as to have a clear view of my head.

[snaphappy]

well
i had to know how to do some stuff
since we were out on the road
and ran into trouble a lot

okay, someone taller
what else?

[freshprints]

That must've been nice, though. Traveling. Did you ever drive at night?

Hmmm. He'll have to be good at holding me in place somehow, so I don't move around and hurt myself.

[snaphappy]

yea of course!

well i mean
we did but
i'm uh
i wasn't allowed to drive
after my first time

so someone that's good at cuddling...
someone warm, too, soo that you don't get cold during the night

[freshprints]

Oh. Did you crash?
I don't recommend it but sometimes it really is the best way to stop a car.

[kirigiri what the fUCK]

Yes, that's an important part of the prescription also. Warm. And ideally he would live somewhere that we wouldn't be bothered, so I'd have a restful sleep.

[snaphappy]

they didn't think so 😭
and then i got banned
it's ok tho!!
i got to control the radio
sometimes

ideally he could make you a nice breakfast in the morning too?
or at least a nice cup of only-coffee-no-milk-or-sugar

[freshprints]

For what it's worth I wouldn't hesitate to ride in a car with you. Statistically speaking the odds are in our favor in terms of surviving a crash, anyway.

I like breakfast. Maybe we'd go for a run first, to work up an appetite.

[snaphappy]

maybe if ur driving
u didn't
crash a car before
did u


this sounds like it's really narrowing it down~
how many left on the list? two or three?

[freshprints]

Only once, and it was intentional. I steered into a tree.

Just one, I think. Fortunately for me, the candidate in question is cute.

[snaphappy]

omg
ur like
indestructible
i wanna hear this story later

if i had steered the car into a tree
i think ignis would have killed me
if the crash didn't

hmm
just cute?

[freshprints]

Who is Ignis? I'll protect you. 💪

Oh, much more than just cute. But if I say too much it'd be embarrassing.

[snaphappy]

oh right!
you haven't met him

he's like...the royal adviser
to his highness the royal birdnest
hehe 😊
he did most of the driving

well, but what if
what if this guy thinks you're much more than just cute too
it might be worth the risk

[freshprints]

Oh, I see. He must be smart and talented, then, to occupy that sort of position.

Do you think so? About the risk. It'd be a big chance to take...but it might pay off?

[snaphappy]

what's life without a little bit of danger~?