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[snaphappy]

yea i mean
it is the purple vegetable
(which is sooo gross btw)

but it's also
a
what is it
euphe
meta
metaphorrr??

for something else

[jaegerbomb]

i've never had it but these recipes i've found call for it so
i'll be trying it eventually

what else is it supposed to mean
tell me

[snaphappy]

it's



you know



a guy's



thing

[jaegerbomb]

if a man's dick has gone purple i'd be very concerned

[snaphappy]

it's more the
shape!!! of it

but i mean
mine isn't purple

( useful prompto facts. )

[jaegerbomb]

even when you change form?

[snaphappy]

i actually haven't looked at it then
wait
oh my god
IS IT PURPLE?
omg
what if it's purple

[jaegerbomb]

how have you not looked at it????

[snaphappy]

do you look at your
stuff
every time??

[jaegerbomb]

doesn't hurt to make sure everything is where it should be
especially when my entire lower half becomes covered in feathers
don't you?

[snaphappy]

oh, so your...
oh
well
oh


i
guess i should
look closely
next time

[jaegerbomb]

you've seen me like that before
it's very hard to notice anything


five silver says yours is purple
or in lieu of silver
whatever you wish me to wager

[snaphappy]

YOU'RE ON
but instead of money
let's wager favors

[jaegerbomb]

alright
name them

_{[ morga no ]}

[snaphappy]

if it isn't purple, you have to make a post on the network talking about how i'm the perfect guy ever

[jaegerbomb]

really?
that's all?

[snaphappy]

that's supposed to be like
embarrassing

[jaegerbomb]

i'm not easy to fluster, kid
believe me people have tried and there's even fewer who've succeeded
speaking highly of those that deserve it is the last thing i ought to be embarrassed about

[snaphappy]

then i guess i'll change it to
you have to make one about how terrible i am

[jaegerbomb]

you know i'd only have one thing to say and i don't think i can stretch it very far

[snaphappy]

guess you'll have to get creative

[jaegerbomb]

isn't that your job? you're the artist
📷

[snaphappy]

you want me to make a list of crappy things about me for you to use??

[jaegerbomb]

you'll have to because i can only do so much with "left his dirty socks on my new table"

[snaphappy]

THEY WERE CLEAN